that asdfghjkl feeling when you had a nap for too long that you can’t sleep that night *sigh

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hownowbrownseacow:

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

Fantastic.

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lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

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njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

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tyleroakley:

NEW FAVORITE GIF.

tyleroakley:

NEW FAVORITE GIF.

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lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

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mywhisperedcolors:

“I don’t like myself, but I also love who I am”

mywhisperedcolors:

“I don’t like myself, but I also love who I am”

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