that asdfghjkl feeling when you had a nap for too long that you can’t sleep that night *sigh
i'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
listen to iron maiden................maybe
that asdfghjkl feeling when you had a nap for too long that you can’t sleep that night *sigh
(Source: shrlockholmes, via thatfunnyblog)
nxv:
I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING
i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid
I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my faceFantastic.
(via iwassixteen)
(Source: s-854, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
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